<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Dear Internets</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.dearinternets.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.dearinternets.com</link>
	<description>Another Distraction in your Day</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:44:47 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
			<item>
		<title>Her and His Diary Entry</title>
		<link>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/12/04/her-and-his-diary-entry/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/12/04/her-and-his-diary-entry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arthur</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dear Internets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diary]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dearinternets.com/?p=127</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[HER DIARY: 
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/12/04/her-and-his-diary-entry/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Google Chrome First Thoughts</title>
		<link>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/09/05/google-chrome-first-thoughts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/09/05/google-chrome-first-thoughts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dear Internets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dearinternets.com/?p=115</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a follow-up to the last post about the Chrome announcement, since Chrome is now officially out and available at www.google.com/chrome
I was pretty excited to try it out after researching why Google decided to build a web browser, and how they set it apart from what is already available.  There have been lots of [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/09/05/google-chrome-first-thoughts/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Google Chrome &#8211; Do we need another browser?</title>
		<link>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/09/02/google-chrome-do-we-need-another-browser/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/09/02/google-chrome-do-we-need-another-browser/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dear Internets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dearinternets.com/?p=104</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[That was the first question that popped into my head when I heard rumors that Google was developing a new web browser.  Actually, the first *thought* that popped into my head was &#8220;Shit, not another freakin&#8217; browser to test my applications in!&#8221;.
Well, needless to say I was a little upset that Google decided it [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/09/02/google-chrome-do-we-need-another-browser/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>FOX News, clearly Fair and Balanced</title>
		<link>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/27/fox-news-clearly-fair-and-balanced/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/27/fox-news-clearly-fair-and-balanced/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sad]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dearinternets.com/?p=95</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
I really didn&#8217;t want to get into politics on this site but this is just so ridiculous that it almost belongs in the &#8220;funny&#8221; category &#8230; except there is probably some little old lady in Arizona that is on the phone telling all her friends how Obama and Biden are really secret operatives for the [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/27/fox-news-clearly-fair-and-balanced/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Mac vs PC Southpark Style</title>
		<link>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/26/mac-vs-pc-southpark-style/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/26/mac-vs-pc-southpark-style/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MAC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Southpark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dearinternets.com/?p=85</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I really hate those Mac vs PC commercials, they reek of arrogance and trendiness &#8230;  Plus Apple fan boys are douche bags.  I don&#8217;t mind Apple products and own several myself, but the whole lifestyle thing, come on now&#8230;are you that lonely?  It&#8217;s a COMPUTER.   You are not allowed to look down [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/26/mac-vs-pc-southpark-style/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Why I Didn&#8217;t Make the Olympics</title>
		<link>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/22/why-i-didnt-make-the-olympics/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/22/why-i-didnt-make-the-olympics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olympics]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dearinternets.com/?p=80</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/22/why-i-didnt-make-the-olympics/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Ikea Assembly Instructions</title>
		<link>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/19/ikea-assembly-instructions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/19/ikea-assembly-instructions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ikea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[optical illusion]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dearinternets.com/?p=74</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Check out this crazy image from a set of Ikea assembly instructions&#8230;I knew their stuff was out there but wow.
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/19/ikea-assembly-instructions/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>10 cars under 30k that will (help) get you laid</title>
		<link>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/17/10-cars-under-30k-that-will-help-get-you-laid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/17/10-cars-under-30k-that-will-help-get-you-laid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Automotive]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dearinternets.com/?p=26</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a response to 10  cars that are guaranteed to get you laid on a budget that was up on Digg  from ridelust.com that was absolutely horrible. They had a freakin&#8217; Hyundai and  a Crown Vic on their list for Christ sakes!
No offense ridelust, some of the cars on the list [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/17/10-cars-under-30k-that-will-help-get-you-laid/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>From Banned to Birth</title>
		<link>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/15/from-banned-to-birth/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/15/from-banned-to-birth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dear Internets]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dearinternets.com/?p=3</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[First post, yay!  This blog has a long story behind it, most of it which transpired today.  I had this domain registered for me a while back when George Dubya coined the famous phrase &#8220;Internets&#8221; and it it caught on as an internet meme.  I thought, what a great name for a site&#8230;kind of like [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.dearinternets.com/2008/08/15/from-banned-to-birth/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->